~Unabomber Shack~
Music written by Melissa & Andrew Barton
Lyrics by Melissa Barton 2005 - ROBOT/Melband Music

Sittin around in Nelson one day
Nothin' to do gotta find me some friends
Pick up some junk, get me the goods
Head to the unabomber shack in the woods

Well I went to the Unabomber Shack
But I burned it down by accident(repeat)

Newspapers and clothes all tattered and torn
A bucket for @#$zin and a *$*@load of PORN!
There's one thing that can't be understood
Porn-filled Unabomber Shack in the woods

Well I went to the Unabomber Shack
But I burned it down by accident(repeat)

I can't understand now looking back
Why I set fire to that porno stack
One thousand four hundred twenty eight days
Pile of porno, still ablaze

Well I went to the Unabomber Shack
But I burned it down by accident(repeat)