~Love at the Mall~
Music written by Melissa Barton
Lyrics by Melissa Barton 2005 - ROBOT/Melband Music

It's been six years since I sailed away
I got back to the mall yesterday
A story of friendship, and winning it all
Love at the MALL!

I dressed like "wheels" and you begged for more
I bought you pogs from the dollar store
I fumbled the pogs, I tripped in the hall
Love at the MALL!  

The food court was exquisite, I met you for a cordial visit
The food court was expensive, I found your odour quite offensive

Losers, boozers, vagrants and whores
Crappy, smelly, run-down stores
Winter or Spring, Summer or Fall
Love at the MALL (key change) MALL MALL MALL yeah!

Kmart is where I first saw you there
Looking at discount underwear
I was four hundred pounds, you were thirty feet tall
Love at the MALL!

I dressed like Jesus and I danced around
"Look at me kids, I'm a crazy clown!"
You sneered in digust, I started to bawl
Love at the MALL!

The Walmart was amazing, I bought you some new pottery glazing
The Walmart was retarded, I blamed it on you when I farted

The hot-dog vendor had no legs
Instead he had two wooden pegs
He fell to the floor, he shuddered and died
Love at the MALL!!

~fin~