The Heartfelt Apologies are a folk/rock band from Vancouver, BC, Canada. The band consists of brother and sister team Andrew (guitars,bass and drums) and Melissa (vocals, piano and drums) Barton. Their debut album "Legend be Told..." was recorded in Dec 2004 and showcases 5 original songs and one cover tune. They have since gone on to record many other horrible tracks at their home. Most of which were not actually performed by the pair, but by an eccentric/mentally challenged scottish terrier,prone to fits of unbridled rage. When Andrew and Melissa aren't sleeping or eating candy, they can be found picking up beer bottles on Kingsway. A little blurb about Andrew: Andrew will tell you that what you're smelling isn't him, but he's lying. His wife will tell you the truth. Andrew works on a vintage locomotive, and is constantly sutty. Andrew is really into disturbing puppet theatre. He made a marrionette in his own likeness and uses it to scare Melissa. In the end, Andrew is an ass. A little blurb about Melissa: Melissa claims she's not gay (she even went as far to get married to a man and stay that way for almost 4 years now), but we all know thats a dirty lie. Melissa lives in a ditch with her husband and her friend Wayne, who is the only person besides her husband that can stand her. Melissa claims to work in website design, but really, she's running a meth lab and spending her earnings on candy and porn.